Blink 182
i wont be home for christmas Outside the carolers start to sing
I cant describe the joy they bring
Cause joy is something they dont bring me
My girlfriend is by my side
From the roof are hanging sickles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
Its christmas time again
So I stand with a dead smile on my face
Wondering how much of my time theyll waste
Oh god, I hate these satans helpers
And then I guess I must have snapped
Because I grabbed the baseball bat
And made them all run for shelter
Its christmas time, again
Its time to be nice to the people you cant stand, all year
Im growing tired of all this christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and let me be alone
Well, I guess its not cool to freak on christmas eve
Cause the cops came and arrested me
They had an unfair advantage
And even though the jail didnt have a tree
Christmas came a night early
Cause a guy named bubba unwrapped my package
Its christmas time, again
Its time to be nice to the people you cant stand, all year
Im growing tired of all this christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and let me be alone
I wont be home, I wont be home for christmas
I wont be home, I wont be home for christmas
